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most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

image there’s a tool for that

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

OMG GET IT
IM SO HUNGRY
I COULD
EAT
A HORSE
JFC

yeah but like “i’m so hungry i could eat a child”

I’m so hungry, I could eat a woman.

Ladies.

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