Das some white people shit.

Usually said when one suggests an activity that can be dangerous to ones health and/or well-being. (via blackproverbs)

Also embarrassing, thoughtless, or wildly disrespectful activities.

(via redsuns-n-orangemoons)

Once a fuckboy, always a fuckboy.
Mother Teresa   (via carlowski)

deathpup:

first rule of fight club

  1. no fightin!…shakira shakiraaa

mustbekarma:

So far adulthood is just going grocery shopping, realizing you didn’t plan well or logically, going grocery shopping again, repeat ad infinitum. 0/10 stars, would not recommend

Bruh

alviboyo has become one of the greatest friends I’ve ever had and I’ve never even met him. I finally understand the appeal of Internet friends. He’s 100% honest with me about everything and he always goes into detail with his responses which I appreciate on so many levels. Thanks man for being great.

DISCOVERY: that the addition of “Harry” to almost any Plato quote makes it seem legitimately like a nugget of wisdom out of the mouth of Albus Dumbledore.

"Death is not the worst that can happen to men, Harry."

"Harry, good actions give strength to ourselves and inspire good actions in others."

"He who commits injustice is ever made more wretched than he who suffers it, Harry."

"Harry, how can you prove whether at this moment we are sleeping, and all our thoughts are a dream; or whether we are awake, and talking to one another in the waking state?"

"Harry, astronomy at all events compels the soul to look upwards, and draws it from the things of this world to the other."

"He was a wise man who invented beer, Harry."

A magnificent discovery in Harry Potter philosophy by fellow Tumblr-er, Kristen.  (via futurejournalismproject)

sonofbaldwin:

Apparently, Americans like white Jesus, but not brown Allah.